We’ve all been there right? Bored, horny and looking for a date that can satisfy our needs - you know some of your friends book high class Melbourne Escorts, some use local bars while some use casual dating apps like Tinder. It’s a Friday evening, you’ve just finished a mediocre day at the office and you want to kick start your weekend the right way. Do you book sexy Melbourne Escorts or do you try your luck on Tinder?

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It's only just past 6pm but you’re a little too tired to suit up and head out to the nearest bar to pick up so instead you decide to give Tinder a go. You open the app, set your location and start swiping right. Three swipes in, you find yourself matched with a gorgeous blonde female in her mid twenties, with a trim little figure and piercing blue eyes. Perfect! You instantly send her a message, and before you know it the small talk has escalated to sexting. Quickly putting the banter aside, you ask her if she would like to come over for “Netflix and chill”. She says yes. You send her your address, put your phone down and head to shower to freshen up before your guest arrives. At this stage you're thinking I'm glad I decided to use Tinder rather than booking with High Class Escorts Melbourne that would cost you some hard earned cash. 

An hour and a half later you hear a knock on the door. You eagerly open the door only to be greeted by a sore sight. Standing before you is an ugly brunette, with dull brown eyes and a body one might compare to a miniature Michelin Tyre Man, rotund with many rolls. You’re so shocked you stand there, stuttering only for it to dawn on you that you have been catfished; all of a sudden you wished you spoke to Escorts Melbourne and booked a sexy hot blonde Melbourne Escort (just like you thought was coming to see you from Tinder)! Remember, with a high class Melbourne Escort Agency, if you ask for a blonde Escort in Melbourne with a tight body that's exactly what you'll get. Anyhow, you awkwardly invite your guest inside, all the while internally screaming at the mistake you’ve made. You reason with yourself and decide to give your unsightly guest the benefit of the doubt in the hope that her bedroom skills will compensate for her lack of pleasing physical appearance.

You down a glass of whiskey, grab your guests’ hand before she can say another word and rush her to the bedroom. You start undressing each other, kissing and touching. Fifteen minutes pass and you’re struggling to stay hard, despite visualising having sex with a sexy young blonde with a supermodel body. Twenty five minutes pass and you’ve had enough. You roll over, almost bursting with frustration only to realise you’re guest has passed out. What now? You've lucked out twice, in her appearance and also that her bedroom skills are not doing it for you (when you book with High Class Escorts Melbourne there will be no doubt or hope that Melbourne Escorts will satisfy your sexual needs; you will definitely be sexually satisfied with our Escorts!) Do you wake her and politely ask her to leave? Oh the anger and frustration coursing through your body. Could your night get any worse?

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